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Why this matters
Directed by James McTeigue ( V for Vendetta ) and produced by the Wachowskis ( The Matrix ), Ninja Assassin was never designed to be a critical darling. Instead, it was a love letter to old-school martial arts cinema, supercharged with Hollywood production values. 9xmovies ninja assassin exclusive
A solid 7/10 for action junkies. Turn your brain off and watch ninjas eviscerate each other. In the time it takes to navigate through
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