If you see a listing for on eBay or a script-sharing site, beware. These are usually fan transcriptions or out-of-date photocopies. Using them for performance violates copyright.
Before diving into the update logistics, we must understand what we are updating. Shear Madness was created by Paul Pörtner (originally the German play Scherenschnitt ) and adapted into English by Marilyn Abrams and Bruce Jordan. shear madness play script upd